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SPOT B GONE

Which Spot Be Gone!™ Mascot Are You?
Your bald spot has a personality. Let’s identify it. 😄

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or your Significant Bald Other™, this quiz helps you pick the perfect Spot Be Gone!™ set in under a minute.

🎯 Goal: Find your mascot for the great cover up.
🕒 Time: 45 seconds.
🏆 Reward: Confidence + laughs.

How it Works

(no pressure, only glory)

  1. Answer 4 quick questions

  2. Get matched with your mascot

  3. Shop the best patch pack for your crown situation

  4. Walk confidently into the sunlight again ☀️

The Quiz


Question 1: Your Spotlight Avoidance Co. bald spot has a personality. It is…
A) Friendly and noticeable—like it waves at people
B) Tough and unbothered—it’s been through things
C) Small but stubborn—like it’s plotting
D) A classic “nest zone”—soft, central, and… symbolic

Question 2: Your vibe is best described as…
A) Charming and playful - patch me if you can
B) Bold and no-nonsense - smooth criminal scalp
C) Quietly hilarious - hair today-ish
D) Sentimental but strategic - the hairy situation

Question 3: You prefer coverage that feels…
A) Effortless and smooth (crown control)
B) Strong and dependable (patch attack)
C) Quick and sneaky ( the great scalp snatch)
D) Soft and natural (bald & beautiful, but make bald optional)

Question 4: Most likely to say…
A) “I’m fine.” (but owns three kinds of beard oil)
B) “Let’s get this done.” (bye bye bald spot)
C) “Nobody needs to know.” (top secret topper)
D) “I HAVE A NEST EGG.” (but will not explain finances)

Okay… we’ve seen enough.
You are officially ready for your mascot reveal.

RESULTS SECTION (Mascot Reveal Cards)
Scoring:
  • Mostly A’s = 🦦 Otter
  • Mostly B’s = 🦡 Badger
  • Mostly C’s = 🦔 Hedgehog
  • Mostly D’s = 🪺 Nest Egg
     
“Or just pick the mascot that feels most like you.”
That way it works for:
  • men taking it seriously
  • women gifting it playfully
  • people who don’t want math 😄

🦦 YOU’RE AN OTTER
“Smooth? I otter fix that.”
You’re charming, upbeat, and you don’t mind being noticed — just not for that. Your ideal coverage is natural, smooth, and effortless.
Most likely to say:
“I didn’t do anything… I just look like this.”
Perfect for:
  • crown thinning
  • general top-of-head coverage
  • date nights, weddings, work events, surprise selfies
✅ Recommended pack: Otter Pack (Medium Coverage)
Button: SHOP THE OTTER PACK
Share line:
📣 “I got OTTER. Smooth & unbothered.”

🦡 YOU’RE A BADGER
“Don’t give a baldger.”
You’re direct, practical, and not here for nonsense. You want coverage that’s fast, strong, and dependable — the kind that handles bright lights and group photos like a champ.
Most likely to say:
“Problem solved.”
Perfect for:
  • larger spots
  • stubborn shine zones
  • guys who want it DONE
✅ Recommended pack: Badger Pack (Full Coverage)
Button: SHOP THE BADGER PACK
Share line:
📣 “I got BADGER. Tough on spots.”

🦔 YOU’RE A HEDGEHOG
“Hedge your bets.”
You’re clever, subtle, and low-key hilarious. You like small touch-ups and invisible fixes. Nobody needs to know what you’re doing — they just need to admire it.
Most likely to say:
“It’s nothing.” (It’s everything.)
Perfect for:
  • small patches
  • quick fixes
  • travel kits and emergency packs
✅ Recommended pack: Hedgehog Pack (Quick Touch-Up)
Button: SHOP THE HEDGEHOG PACK
Share line:
📣 “I got HEDGEHOG. Sneaky confidence.”

🪺 YOU’RE A NEST EGG
“I have a nest egg.”
You’re thoughtful. Strategic. Quietly iconic. You prefer natural, soft blending and you enjoy being prepared. Your bald spot is… curated.
Most likely to say:
“I plan ahead.” (Because you’re wise, frugal, and most likely to take your date to McDonalds)


 

Significant Bald Other Edition
A care package for the man you love…
and the bald spot you tolerate. 😄
Includes:

  • variety pack of patch sizes

  • mascot badges

  • gift-ready packaging

  • “Instant Cover. Zero Awkward.” vibes

Button: SHOP THE GIFT BUNDLE
 

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